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Running It Up!

Posted By: Ralze34 on August 31, 2010, 6:16pm
TAMPA, FL -- The stat sheet only shows that QB#1 finished 2 of 3 for 41 yards and 1 touchdown. However, according to Mississippi State's head coach, that touchdown had a message. His response, "Yeah thanks for being a ****** at the end of the game.....". Obviously this comment was made to Ralze University's (3-0, 2-0 SEC) head coach Fowler. When asked coach Fowler simply reminded everybody that QB#1 was the backup QB.

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Ralze Win Bittersweet

Posted By: Ralze34 on July 31, 2010, 8:10pm
Ralze Win Bittersweet
Ralze beats Alabama 38-25, but still has tough loss.

TAMPA, FL -- In any team sport, the head coach may call the shots; but in the end, it's the players who determine just how good you really are. So far this season, the Ralze University Squirrels have been great; racking up a record of five wins and zero losses (after today's victory over #6 Alabama). You could argue that the main reason they were so great was HB#29.......

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Not Even a Contest

Posted By: Ralze34 on July 29, 2010, 7:20pm
Not Even a Contest
Squirrels insult Auburn 66-15
TAMPA, FL -- For those that have coached and played in the NCAA is might be the most dreaded, yet most common, experience. It is simply referred to as "that game", and many have been there before.

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56-17!

Posted By: Ralze34 on July 28, 2010, 8:42am
56-17!
Ducks are embarrassed following a 56-17 shellacking by Ralze University

TAMPA, FL -- "Our whole team is horrible, they just couldn't do anything right." Ralze coach Fowler said during the press conference of the game that saw the Squirrels completely dominate the #4 ranked Ducks. This was of course a joking reference to that two press conferences the coach held after previous school victories......

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The Experts Pick Wrong!

Posted By: Ralze34 on July 26, 2010, 8:21pm
The Experts Pick Wrong!
Squirrels easily handle Georgia 34-14

TAMPA, Fla. -- QB#12 walked out of the locker room wearing a gray, protective boot on his left foot.

The Ralze quarterback said he sprained his ankle on a 4-yard run in the third quarter. He just as easily could have told everyone he hurt it kicking around Georgia.

After all, this was a Squirrel Stomp.

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